How our rating system works

We use a out of 10 rating system for games but different to everybody else’s slightly, so please do take the time to read it. Also do take into account that we have no jobs so money is a rarity which we see only on Holidays and celebrations (most games will be 6 or 7).

P.S. Sorry about the awful puns…

10

The perfect game, it turns into your greatest fantasy, shoots money at you while it loads and is a combination of the best game of every genre. These don’t come along often for obvious reasons.

9

The best game around, of it’s sort, very rare if we give a game a 9 its worth buying at the starting, ripoff price of £40 and not only that but worth waiting in the cold pouring rain for 3 hours, the day before it comes. (If anyone has actually camped outside a shop for a game, please let us know and tell us about it)

8

A very good game, worth very penny, but i won’t be waiting for it in the pouring rain and maybe its worth to wait a month or two to get it second hand for £30.

7

A good game, worth buying for new a couple £20 or so but probably will get this second hand about 4 or 5 months after it comes out. (most games wll be this)

6

A game worth buying for no more than £5 or at the most £10, worth borrowing though from a friend (most game will be this)

5

I wouldn’t recommend it but worth trying for free in the sop for 5 or 10 minutes. You’ll  regret buying it.

4

Not a good game in fact i’d call it bad…

Π or 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510…

Here at  TGR we like pie but we also like irrational numbers. This game is in between a 4 and a 3

3

I might buy it for a penny if shipping costs are free, it might be a good Frisbee

\sqrt{2} or 1.41421 35623 73095 04880 16887 24209 69807 85696 71875 37694 80731 76679 73799…

We like the square root of 2 but not as much as pie or pi for that matter, thats why these games are worse than pi gmaes. This game is inbetween a 3 and a 2

2

Buy me a car and i might take it of you.

1

Ashamed you thought this game was good, killing yourself for buying it.

0

This game is so bad that when it loads it sets on fire and rapes you…

Oscar Wilde

author, poet, raving homosexual and biggest game fan…

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